Monthly Dear Period Story
Dear Period,
Just wanted to let you know you suck!
Love,
Anonymous
Oh to the contrary my dear - I am amazing, a powerful crimson tide. Strong and beautiful.
So what's got you so worked up? A few panties ruined? Cramps? Back ache? Please, that's nothing in comparison to what I do for you each month - delicate balancing your hormones, I'm a fine tuned wonder. So slow down with the slander, I don't suck. And if you continue to think that I suck, well let's just say I don't think making me angry is a good idea.
Your pal,
Period
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