Monthly Dear Period Story

Dear Period,

I'm 48 years old, and you're reliable like clock. There isn't going to be any upcoming resident in my uterus, so it's okay to retire. Really! I'll be okay.

Why wont you retire????
Thank you for your kind consideration.

Anonymous

Dear Early Retirement,

Not so fast my dear, you’re not the boss of me. I’ll retire when I’m ready. I have to say I’m a bit disappointed, I thought we had a good thing going? You haven’t experienced me angry, let’s keep it that way, shall we? So no more of your silly early retirement demands, deal?

Love,
Period

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