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Dear Period,

Just wanted to let you know you suck!

Love,
Anonymous

Oh to the contrary my dear - I am amazing, a powerful crimson tide.  Strong and beautiful.

So what's got you so worked up?  A few panties ruined?  Cramps?  Back ache?  Please, that's nothing in comparison to what I do for you each month - delicate balancing your hormones, I'm a fine tuned wonder.  So slow down with the slander, I don't suck.  And if you continue to think that I suck, well let's just say I don't think making me angry is a good idea.

Your pal,

Period


 

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