Monthly Dear Period Story
While I may hate your cramps and mood swings and staining my favorite underwear, you make me feel unique and show me how intricate, detailed, and fascinating the human body is.
Thank you for that. The aligning of hormones each month is no joke, it's really nothing short of a masterpiece. And that's just the reproductive system! Although I'd argue my role is the most important female function, because I like attention and lots of it (note cramps and mood swings).
And the underwear, sweetheart it was time to get rid of them anyway.
For more lovely stories, please see the Dear Period Story Series to the right