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Dear Period,

I like you. No wait! I hate it when you don't show yourself up sometime. And i miss those extra bars of chocolates and a hot water bottle beside my bed every time. I feel the thrill of womanhood. But those extra cringes on my body and headaches makes me go eww! But never mind please do wave me every month on the right time. I love uh anyway 😘

Yours,
Anonymous

 

Dear Hold The Cocoa,

Well hello there darling, what a lovely message. I like you too. But a tip there friend...that chocolate is really not what I'm looking for between us. I do like a yummy tea, and if cramping, a raspberry tea can do wonders. The hot water bottle is lovely, similar to a cozy blanket.

Sorry for the extra body aches. But I cannot promise those will subside. Let's just keep this line of communication open, and see where our desires take us?

Much love shuga,
Period


 

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 A few choice stories from The Stash

DP #0016

Dear Period,

8th grade graduation party, we were all outside celebrating and C.W. and I decided to climb the fence of the neighboring park district pool, and jump in fully clothed. The entire class promptly followed us. While sitting in a room waiting for our punishment I got my period in soaking wet white shorts.

Still Embarrassed.

Dear Still Embarrassed,

I think you should be grateful.  This is a life lesson ... don't wear white shorts. Everyone who wears white shorts should be punished.

Your Period Fashionista

 

DP #0007

Dear Period,

Thank you for making me the woman I am today.  I hate you.  I appreciate the bigger boobs.  Eat that sandwich!

T. A.

Dear T.A.,

You are oh so welcome for the bigger boobs shuga.  Here to help monthly until the day I die.

Ha, ha, ha

Period

DP #0003

Dear Period,

That post stress that you are providing the last two nights that consist of sweating in bed while my mind debates "hmmm maybe I should've worn a pad" or better yet "maybe it isn't over" is simply just wrong.  Maybe I should follow in the footsteps of a new leader and just deny?

Cleavage and elbow sweat

Anonymous

 

Dear Anonymous,

As in all long term relationships, you should realize that stress is part of the game.  However, I never thought you would be so low as to compare the dynamics of our relationship to the new president.  That's just dirty...I may retaliate next month, just sayin'

Love,

Period